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[Azuos]

After 100 years it would be only history.

What if the world ends next year?

[Strazdas]

ill die a happy man.


what if the world doesnt end?

[Blamina]

You'll die one day though.

What if you don't die?

[Strazdas]

nobody can live forever...and ever... and ever..... not even Freddie Mercury.


what if minicity had nukes?

[Blamina]

We'd nuke the other minicities and destroy them.

What if people were plants?

[Strazdas]

sunlight would give us orgasm. For more reference on sentient plant beings see this link or better yet watch Farscape, its great.

What if bacteria would raise up against us.

[Blamina]

There'd be a black market for antibiotics.

What if the wheel wouldn't have been invented?

[Azuos]

We would still be walking or riding horses.


What if sheeps could talk?

[Strazdas]

You would still hear only Blaaa

what if there was no wind?

[Blamina]

(hey, that's not true, they say things. They say "give me food", "I am here, where are you?" and stuff like that)

Gymnosperms might die out.

What if basilisks could turn people into stone?

[Strazdas]

earth would be a rocky place.

what if duken nukem was alive?

[Blamina]

(His name is Duke Nukem. )

Normal toilets would be replaced by urinals.

What if dragons would exist?

[Strazdas]

How to train your dragon would be shown as a learning material.


What if we colonized space?

[Blamina]

We'd bring democracy aka law of the jungle on a lot of planets.

What if aliens would exist?

[Strazdas]

they would deem earth as "a planet of crazy people"


what if we were forced to listen to crappy music for the rest of our lives?