...You see an ugly person and run yelling HELP CYCLOPS!!
...You are in a pickle in RL and try to "log out" (I once thought about this)
...Your friend is hurt and you throw him a blue stone. He suddenly colapses and you come into reality
...You challange your friend to a race and you put a black ring on also you shout "utani gran hur!"
...You wake up and say UTEVO LUX since oyu are afraid of the dark (Not really anyones since everyone came up with this)
...Your rl friend dies and you run to the nerest church and wait for him
...When you dance you move only < > ^ v .
...When you talk about your gf to friends you mean the Tibia one
Mage Goo's:
...its a longwalk back to home and u try go get TPD back 2 home.
...you try to make runes IRL.
...you've hurt your self and you try to exura vita. lol
Scar Warrior's:
...when you write down your tibia character name on your school's test paper
Garotinho Obeso's:
...you r on a restaurant and say: -Hi. -5 Meats. -Yes. -Bye.
...you dream you r with "sexy amazons" dancing 4 u
Vini's:
...when you are doing something and u think "hey i think i just advanced one more skill of it"
Piro's:
...when you talk, you wanna reach out to type what you are saying and/or
reach out to press enter when you finish saying something.
Itam's
u r rebooting at 9am.
Cantinelle's
...when you dream you really can kill snakes with a mace (this really happened to me when I started playing ... the snake dreams were in Rook ... when I started killing dragons, I started having dreams again, only this time is was killing drags with bolts Smile I'd log back in and be disoriented that my perspective was from above ... god, I'm a weirdo.
...when you have friends that play and you answer to your screen nick irl ... sigh :raises hand: guilty as charged. ... "Canti?" "yes?"
...when you watch a movie and recognize armor and weapons because of Tibia ... this has happened to me TWICE, once with Braveheart (armor, mostly ... they wore brass helms and used wooden shields!), and a cute little movie called Just Visiting which I recommend in general, just because it's a time-travel movie that's very enjoyable ... anyway, in that movie, one of the main characters "kills" a car with a clerical mace ... the graphics guys on Tibia are accurate, plx.
Punistick's:
You've Played Too Much When ... U Start calling BK Quest everytime u and ur friends got to Burger King (ROFL I LOUGHED ALOT) CRazzym3x
...when u actually start eating meat without cooking it Shocked (LOL yours are some good ones CRazzym3x)
John Thazer's
...someone trying to kill you (in real life) and you running away trying to get to "safe zone" (home? Very Happy, police station) shouting "PK!!! HLP PLX!!!"
...you started buying real swords and "training" on rats with kitchen knife.
...insulting people and trying to annoy them as much as possible, thinking they can't hurt you because it's non-pvp world.
Sonoroman's:
...When you're going to sleep and say... ah well I'll logg out now.
...When you start throwing stones to your friends thinkthey those are blank runes.
...when you decide to laugh with just saying... LOL! (happens to me lol CRazzym3x)
Tiny Druid's:
You know you play to much Tibia when you kick your shopping bag across the parking lot yelling "MINE!" OMFG BEST ONE SO FAR CRazzym3x
Ayrton's:
When someone does something stupid and you ask "br?"
Ganp's
you play much tibia when u tell ur friends brb just need to get some gp ( when ure walking to a ATM to get cash irl) (i say that many times tough i do it on porpose for fun Laughing )
Subaru-sama's:
...when you see someone doing something bad, you yell "hunted!"
...when you actually say "plx" at the end of a sentence.
...when someone says something over the public announcement speaker, you repeat the message to everyone. (for the sake of my sanity, stop copy/pasting broadcasts in Game-Chat/Help!)
Painfactory's:
When u start talking to npcs outloud
Pzykoman's:
u know when you play to mutch tibia when you come yo a new city and ask someone where the dp is.
Stern's:
..When you go up to a postman and say "hi letter yes"
..when you kill your dog and say "don't worry it'll respawn in 5 minutes"
..when you go in to a shop and say "itens plx"
..when you see someone running and say "he's a high level"
..when someone trys to hurt you, you run away saying "UTANI HUR"
..when you kill a rat, open it and expect 3gp and some cheese
..when you make threads like these
..when you make jokes like these
..when you try to climb something and relise you can't, you walk up to it and say "exani hur "up"
..when you go to a bank with 100$'s and ask to change it in to a platinum coin.
..when you tell your friends your going to kill a lion for more soulpoints
..When you reply to threads like these
..when you ask your friends for 10k or hunted
..when you see a big spider and yell "help giant spider!"
..when you get punched by another person you yell "Help, PK!"
..when you think of jokes about tibia
..when you see a person walk down the street in a blue robe you ask "are you a gm?"
Goon the Knight's:
Y...ou know you play tibia too much when you walk up to someone and say <hugs>
...You know you play tibia too much when you back your bacpack for school and look for a rope in case you fall down a hole
...You know you play tibia too much when you call someone a noob because they insult you
You know you play tibia too much when you say 'ROFLMAO' instead of laughing
...You know you play tibia too much when you don't like your school uniform because 'it'll only have about arm:1'
...You know you play tibia too much when you worry that your regen will have stopped because you haven't eaten in the last 15 minutes
...You know you play tibia too much when you see a box and wonder if it's a quest.
Stooby's:
...You know you been playing too much tibia when you die from Vitamin D deficiency!
...You know you been playing too much Tibia when you powerabuse the Noobs at school and take their Coca Cola!
...You know you been playing too much Tibia when you try to escape the Police on a 30cc mini-motorbike! oh wait that was from playing Grand Theft Auto...
Eowella's:
...You know you've been playing too much tibia when you're reading a thread called "You played too much tibia when.." and think 'Omg I did that' after nearly every reply posted...
Rwjj__'s:
...On school you tell people you run out of HP
...On school you tell people that you have to visit your "depot" before you visit next class
...When You Power Abuse Little children at school ( heart before)
...Saying spells all the time while u have "Psygical Educations"{Srry for my bad english} ( spels like : exani tera / Utani hur / Bezerk, WHile hide and seek)
...trowing with purple items to somone and say ..take that hmm you asshole
Pannkaka's:
...You know you play too much tibia when: you see someone with a skull t-shirt you knock him out and hope for free loot.
...You try to use macro on the homeworks LOLLLL CRazzym3x
Camu's:
...when ur losing a running contest and scream UTANI GRAN HUR!!!
...when u paint some rocks purple and throw them at some big spider in the basement.
Choko-Alee's:
...when you start thinking that Presidents are like Gamemasters, the Poppe is like Senior Gamemasters (Customer Support now), and gods are... well like God.
Krin's:
...when you hear a dog barking out in the street so you run outside and kill it with a mace. When people start yelling at you, you just say "don't worry, it'll respawn in 10 minutes."
...when you throw spears and/or other sharp, thrown objects at monks in your local monastery.
Sir Winalot's:
You know you play to much tibia when......
When you kill a dog,you wonder why people complain.
If you see someone wearing blue with a ponytail, you follow him around doing everything he says and you ask him to teleport you.
You think wolfs are not hard to kill.
You complain because you cant see your hp bar
You say lol in rl (Thats me)
You call clubs guilds (Sometimes I do)
You offer "gp" instead of pounds.
You blame slowness on lag.
You carry a back pack,fishing rod,rope,shovel and a blue rock with you at all times.
How fighter Pilot stuff affects tibia.
When you hit something you say "Fox-Two"
When you kill it you say "Splash-one"
When select attack you say "Radar Spike"
Interesting...
Dani's
when yur sister wont shutup at the dinner table and u say "permantly ignored' i did this a few weeks ago totally on accident LOL CRazzym3x
Lyla Wzyciek
You play too much tibia when.. you lose your friend and think about exivaing them irl. ROFL never thought about it CRazzym3x
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...You try to stuff 20 backpacks into one
...When you hit someone in Real, and then say missclick
...You cut yourself and say "exura"
...You think it's ok to kill every animal you see.
Itman's:
...You go killing every person u see, and thinking "its only 7 days...."
Pyrogic's:
...When ur Girl lives in Venore
Daedric's:
When you carnt look up becouse you think its impossible. (I havent seen a star in 5 years)
(Counter-Strike Related) You run to school when you are late with your knife out.
I will be adding other people's with their name before them to make this one huge "library" of you play too much tibia when...
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* U r on a restaurant adn says:
* Ur dreams r with "sexy amazons" dancing 4 u
, police station) shouting "PK!!! HLP PLX!!!"