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Postby Pannkaka » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:38 am

You know you play too much tibia when: you see someone with a skull t-shirt you knock him out and hope for free loot.

You try to use macro on the homeworks
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Postby Stern » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:42 am

..when you tell your friends your going to kill a lion for more soulpoints
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Postby Camu » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:47 am

when ur losing a running contest and scream UTANI GRAN HUR!!!
or when u paint some rocks purple and throw them at some big spider in the basement.


maybe 1st one old? :roll:
just made 2nd up :wink:
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Postby Choko-Alee » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:15 am

Good ones :D specially the one about the friend dying and running to the church hahaha

This is mine:

... when you start thinking that Presidents are like Gamemasters, the Poppe is like Senior Gamemasters (Customer Support now), and gods are... well like God.

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Postby Krin » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:25 am

...when you hear a dog barking out in the street so you run outside and kill it with a mace. When people start yelling at you, you just say "don't worry, it'll respawn in 10 minutes."

...when you throw spears and/or other sharp, thrown objects at monks in your local monastery.
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Postby Wolfy » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:43 am

You know you play to much tibia when......
When you kill a dog,you wonder why people complain.
If you see someone wearing blue with a ponytail, you follow him around doing everything he says and you ask him to teleport you.
You think wolfs are not hard to kill.
You complain because you cant see your hp bar
You say lol in rl (Thats me)
You call clubs guilds (Sometimes I do)
You offer "gp" instead of pounds.
You blame slowness on lag.
You carry a back pack,fishing rod,rope,shovel and a blue rock with you at all times.

How fighter Pilot stuff affects tibia.

When you hit something you say "Fox-Two"
When you kill it you say "Splash-one"
When select attack you say "Radar Spike"
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Postby Sonoroman » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:53 pm

when you decide to laugh with just saying... LOL!

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Postby Dani » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:04 pm

when yur sister wont shutup at the dinner table and u say "permantly ignored'

i did this a few weeks ago totally on accident[/list]
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Postby Stern » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:04 pm

..When you reply to threads like these
..when you ask your friends for 10k or hunted
..when you see a big spider and yell "help giant spider!"
..when you get punched by another person you yell "Help, PK!"
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Postby Painfactory » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:05 pm

You know you play to much tibia when...

you talk about how long you know you play tibia to much :?
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Postby Lyla Wzyciek » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:10 pm

Ive actually done this :oops:

You play too much tibia when.. you lose your friend and think about exivaing them irl.
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Postby Stern » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:12 pm

..when you think of jokes about tibia
..when you see a person walk down the street in a blue robe you ask "are you a gm?"
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Postby Rezebelu » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:15 pm

Read my sign :P
(I took 'em from Tibiahumor)
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Postby Stern » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:24 pm

What sign :o
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Postby Painfactory » Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:27 pm

He means his sig
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