This year i've been a very good player, respectful, helpful, just like ALL the years, but c'mon Santa, do you hate me or something? Maybe i did something to you without noticing?, anyways, there's have to be a reason for your TERRIBLE presents that you've gave to me the last couple of years, i mean, candy canes? Cookies? ORANGES!?... Calm down... Okay, i have tried to find an answer of why bad people, thieves, botters and what-not are getting rewards like your beatiful Teddy Bear, and more good looking and shiny presents... and all you give me is food, FOOD ALL THE YEARS, i dont want to offend you or something, your candies and fruits are delicious, but once i get hungry, and find myself in the need to eat them, they go away, taking the christmas spirit and the joy of having new presents that will last a whole lifetime; I am wating patiently for you to come and maybe, just maybe, give me a present that will make me happy forever.
Sincerely, with much love;