Air Zimbabwe

[Mac claren]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX_tF1Lt ... re=related

Good Morning ladies and gentlemen, Say your captain Mzuta your captain welcoming both our setting and standing patients on board air zimabwe please ignore the big L sign outside the plane, please i would like to apologize for the 4 day delay this is due to bad weather and some overtime i had to put in for the bakering. This is fight 1262 fight Harare landing is not guaranteed but we will land up somewhere in zimbabwe but if luck is in your flavor we may land up on your village .We would like to remind you our saft standrens records are so high even terrorist are afaid to fly with us. it is with our pleasure starting this year over 30% of our patrients have reached they places. Would like to say our in-flight movie will not be shown because we forgot to record from the tv.*laugh* We would like to remind you there is no smoking on the airplane, if you see any smoke it is just the earily systems telling us on the engines telling us to slow down. In order to catch important landmarks we fly as possible to the ground if we fly too close please let us know. kindle please be seaten and keep your seat in upright position and fasten your seat belt, those who can not find a seat belt please fasten your OWN belt to the arm of the chair. Those who can not find a chair please let us know then we can explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase. Enjoy Air Zimbabwe.

[Thirdblood]

Epic I lol'd hard.

[Muzgrob]

Haha, awesome.

[Strazdas]

Would be perfect if there were no background laugh.

[Mac claren]

Would be perfect if there were no background laugh.

well it was on a radio and the djs were laughing because it was their first time hearing it , think the dude was making it up as he went. btw it was a White dude doing it.

[Tim]

I laughed at it aswell.

[Seredoo]

who wrote down what he said? whoever did it sucked hard

[Trashy Rashy]

I smiled once, in the end, otherwise it was really boring.

[Mac claren]

who wrote down what he said? whoever did it sucked hard

i did
i had to listen to everything and type as it was playing listened to it over 50 times so yeah.....

and you suck hard
cause you dont even do this

[Strazdas]

well i dont know who sucks more but you really made some mistakes there. he talked expressed himself in other words than you described.

[Strazdas]

well if he actually tried 100 times as he says, and i found flaws first time listening to it, then he should try harder.

[Mac claren]

well if he actually tried 100 times as he says, and i found flaws first time listening to it, then he should try harder.

why dont you go back to the cave you came from and leave me and everyone else alone.

not seeing you posting humor topics around here arnt we?

get a life, oh wait you cant afford one.


thanks naicb for trying, what did you think of it?
never heard your comment on it.

[Dragonskull]

Pretty good, but I've heard this concept of flight (or other travelling) announcements too many times before, mostly Norwegian though, so no point searching up anything, probably a bunch of them on YouTube.

Quite impressive imitation if he's actually white.

[Seredoo]

well if he actually tried 100 times as he says, and i found flaws first time listening to it, then he should try harder.

why dont you go back to the cave you came from and leave me and everyone else alone.

not seeing you posting humor topics around here arnt we?

get a life, oh wait you cant afford one.


thanks naicb for trying, what did you think of it?
never heard your comment on it.

but seriously, you added words that wasnt said and ignored lots, if you really did it 50 times then you do suck

[Strazdas]

well if he actually tried 100 times as he says, and i found flaws first time listening to it, then he should try harder.

why dont you go back to the cave you came from and leave me and everyone else alone.

not seeing you posting humor topics around here arnt we?

get a life, oh wait you cant afford one.


thanks naicb for trying, what did you think of it?
never heard your comment on it.

Cant take criticism now can you? Why should i post humor topics? do peopel get rated by how much humor topics they create? maybe i dont post those cause i have a life and spend my time on it rather than searching up cuts form radio just to put it on tn forum?