The infamous "You play too much Tibia when"

[Kharzad Ironfist]

When you fall asleep playing Tibia...

er... that's not quite one is it?


Huh... if you.. uh... think that big wild people carry around dolls >_>

[CRazzym3x]

And somthing that has to be added...
You are forum addicted when:
You typ such a long Topic!

No offence some of them made me lauph

i didnt wrtie them all.. copy pasted them from some other peoples, but yea I am dedicated to tibianews anyay

[Slaziman]

...when you type your account number and password everytime you login to something
...when you throw grey rocks at people to kill them
...when you break blue runes on your head
...when your name is Slaziman
...when you kill 6 people in a day and expect a 30 day sentence in prison
...when you refer to your mother as Orshabaal
...when you grab a sword and start mauling rat's asses
...when you lag if you walk diagonal
...when people ourun you you yell you are laggy and they should wait
...when you play tibia too much
...when you run from huge spiders expecting them to poof anytime soon
...when you ask someone if he sells blue stones
...when you do what Micheal Jackson did (no nose, all white)

[Datikura]

uahueaheah ,there are some really funny phrases

[Mithyus The Avenger]

I'm good at this when the subject is Counterstrike, but, well, I think I know some that fit in Tibia too...

When you're camping with your friends and a snake shows up, you say "Relax people, easy kill", grab a fridge and tries to kill the snake that way. And when it bites you you even say "Exana Pox".

When you start calling your friends noobs everytime they do something stupid (:raises hand:)

When most of your friends play Tibia, and worse, because that's the only way to talk to you when you're not at school.

When you reffer to your mom as the 'Food NPC'. And all you in fact say when you are hungry is 'Hi, meal, yes, coke, yes, bye'.

As I said, my especiality lies on CS' ones...

Mith~

[Jopedawa]

You play too much tibia when:
--You go to a Ship Port in real and say: "Hi, Darashia, Yes. and hope not to meet the Ghost Ship".
--You go to the Jungle trying to find Merklins,Sibangs,Kongras etc.
--You drink weird purple liquids trying to get your Mana up.
--You try killing a Dwarf in the street.
--You go find some caves and search for Dragons or Rotworms.
--You see a parrot and expect it to say, "BR?PL?SWE?"
--You see an ugly guy that is sick and say: "Huh how did an Orc get to here"?
--You ask your friends to train with you for high skills.
--You see somebody with a Red Skull mask in hallowin and try to kill him to get all his equips and items.
--You go to a jewelry store in real and ask for an Amulet of Lost.
--You kill Crocodiles in real and hope to open it and find Crocodile Boots.
--You kill a Panda in real thats in your way.
--You kill Chickens in real to try and find some worms in it.
--You go to Egypt and call it Ankrahmoon (or whatever its called).
--You try selling blue painted rocks by yelling: "I sell bp of uh 2.5k".
--You see a hunter in real or on TV, hunting and say: "He's a royal pally".
--You go to the Queen of England and try giving her 10,000$ for a promotion.

Well I could think of more but I wont for now ^^'

Cya soon!
A Proud Danubian! (Btw my friend in rl is a friend of Naroni aka Dalitas Drayner, The one who killed 25 ppl in carlin in ONE Ultimate Explosion).

[Daedric]

When you say Utevo lux when u wake up.

When you Exura vita during a fight.

When you call people noobs if they dont do somthing right (i do that alot in rl but not in game)

When you say "hunted" when you get robed.

When you die and expect to be repsawned.

[Jonny Dead]

...when u are a (Dedicated Reader) with 69+ posts from MEXICO/MONTERREY!


...ok i play to much tibia


cya
JD

[Sir Gens]

You know you play tibia too much when...You stand under your front door and say "aleta sio" to let someone inside

[Crom Henceforth]

You play too much Tibia when...

You eat FRESH fish/any other food

[CRazzym3x]

Wow my 3 threads are famous! I will be updating this one after lunch

*munch* *munch*

[Necro's Minion]

I think this one is stupid cos I invented it:
... When you buy a sword and try to set it on fire with exori flam
...When you "borned" (dunno the pas tense of born) you thinked "Hell I didn't choosed my outfit"
..When you saw a guy in halloween with a red costume with hornes and you ran along the street yelling "FIRE DEVIL HELP!"

when your little sister used a witch costume and u said her "OMG I KNEW IT"

when ur mom is angry and u see her and run screaming "CACHERO ORSH~ SPAWNED ON MY HOUSE"

tell me if my jokes are stupid

[lim bei]

-- You say Utani Gran Hur before a race
-- You say Exura Vita when u fall and break something
-- When some1 gets in your way instead of saying excuse me, you say LEAVE!
-- When u see a rat, u say MINE!
-- When some1 insults you for your wierd behavior, u say HUNTED!

[xxx]

...When you "borned" (dunno the pas tense of born) you thinked "Hell I didn't choosed my outfit"

LOL the past tense IS born....Thought I should just point this out...I thought it was funny

[Slaziman]

Dead? Add the new ones?