Copied straight from a thread in Julera.
first of all fasten your seatbelts cus we are about to blast off to the insane world of tibia, further refered in this guide as: OMGWTFBBQ!
k first of all: IF PK RUN TO DP! ZOMG! wisest clue ever lol zomg... dont attack it or u will not enter dp and will liek die lol and lose all your itans k lol! and dont attack people with redskull cus then u get a yellow skull in their screen and they pwnzor you lol! and its justified! lmao!
then always carry rope and shovel cus else u might get trappedzor and must annoy people in gamechatzor to save you and ZOMG ROFL u will get hunted lol lmao!
to survivezor in OmgwtfBBQ you will need to train ur skills lol! to do that you hit something alot! lol! liek if you want sword skill u pwnzor rats with 1337 combat knife! lol! zomg... and to train shield is really lol and tricky lmao lol! you need to hit something and lol 2 YEs 2 monsters must hit you and you must hit 1 monster! and must draw blood! is liek make damage! if u not make damage u not raise any skill zomg! tricky no? zomg...
also u need lvl! lol! u kill a monster and gain exp and when u get enough exp.. DING! u advance zomg! spam all ur friends with the advance msg and they will all say GRATZ ZOMG and u will raise ur autoestime lol! u get muchzor hp and mana for that! lool! depends on ur vocation druid or paladin or sorcerer or knight lol! knight is best for newbs liek us , but he pwnzor much lol! as knightzor 1337 u get 15 hp and 5 mana lol! k zomg!
some monsters give zomg much exp and some less zomg, but if they give less then almost always they are weak zomg! watch out for scorpions and spit nettles and poison spiders cus they 1337 PWN u! lol! as u gain lvl and skill u kill harder monsters lol! and later u can use runes! lol! heal much hp! zomg! lololol! and no drink green potion or u die ! lol! hunter is a strong monster looks like a man but is no pk so is justified to kill u over and over again roflwaffles! lol! and if ur strong u must not POWeRABUSE! cus if u do! all community hate you and is not good lol zomg! xD!!! LOL! and dont let people hear you speak portuguese or any other language than english cus they are be racist lol ! zomg! LOL!
kthxbai for read lol! xD!!! LOL LMAO!
P.S.: The language of this guide was modified to make it an easier reading for the newbies amongst us and is not to be considered spam, remember a little young boy might get his life saved thanks to this guide!
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